今天去了ACJC的开放日。
a picture tells a thousand words，还是看照片吧。
还有自恋照
还有，台湾大选时从电视里拍的照片
Monthly Archives: March 2008
鄙视本地政府，鄙视学校！！！（一群狗娘养的废物）
什么跟什么吗？有这样的吗？
凭什么学校主办的learning through understanding国外旅行只有新加坡孩子才可以有subsidy啊？
什么狗屁政府给的资金啊？什么"these money are from the tax payers in singapore and the school would be subsidising the singapore citizens $500. As for the non-singapore citizens, you are encouraged to go as well, only that your trip would not be subsidized."
可笑死了！我父母在这里没有缴税吗？好啊，如果这样的话就更简单了，竟然我们缴了税还不可以享受一些东西，那我们缴税有屁用噢？
新加坡的制度还真是公平啊。我妈说过：“中国是给于你生命的地方，你要感激中国。因为有中国才有你。新加坡是给于你教育的地方，你也要感激新加坡。”
曾经感恩的心已经不复存在，现在的一颗心彻底鄙视这个给于我教育的地方。
一个trip是$1000+++++,$500的subsidy很多外，偏心也要有个度吧？超级不爽的！
[转]一学期内表情的变化－－兔斯基版
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你若不笑到肚子疼就不正常
Signboard Outside A Prostitute’s House:
Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy…
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
~~~~~~
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda."
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That’s great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science."
Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
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Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Married MEN Not Allowed.
We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy…
~~~~~~
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
~~~~~~
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda."
~~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
~~~~~~
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That’s great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math’s and 20 in science."
Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
~~~~~~
Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
~~~~~~
Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘ How long has what been going on?’ said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
~~~~~~~
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘ How long has what been going on?’ said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
不管是谁写得都太强了！
顶
我顶
我再顶!
我用力顶!
我很用力顶!
我非常用力顶!
我用尽全力去顶!
就算鞋子烂也要顶!
就算腾讯倒闭也要顶!
就算天塌下来我都要顶!
要是天真塌下来了继续顶!
要是地面凹了我不管继续顶!
要是踩到我脚骨折我也继续顶!
要是别人见了骂我傻我还是要顶!
要是警察敢过来阻止我就更加要顶!
要是你看我不爽我没办法还要继续顶!
要是你觉得敢兴趣你也可以过来一起顶!
踩到地下水喷发造成洪灾损失惨重我也顶!
踩到益阳地震山崩地裂地下水泛滥我还要顶!
踩到火山喷发太平洋海啸我还要继续往死里顶!
踩到阎罗王说我制造噪音我刁根烟看看他继续顶!
踩到日天昏地暗惊天地泣鬼神我不管我还要继续顶!
踩到刚刚重建好的伊拉克房屋又倒塌了我不管还要顶!
踩到日本岛所有导弹由于震波影响而突然自爆我还要顶!
踩到正在坐飞机去日本流浪的水扁大哥坠机身亡我还要顶!
踩到在富士山上面的拉登同志被山上滑坡石头砸死我还要顶
我顶
我再顶!
我用力顶!
我很用力顶!
我非常用力顶!
我用尽全力去顶!
就算鞋子烂也要顶!
就算腾讯倒闭也要顶!
就算天塌下来我都要顶!
要是天真塌下来了继续顶!
要是地面凹了我不管继续顶!
要是踩到我脚骨折我也继续顶!
要是别人见了骂我傻我还是要顶!
要是警察敢过来阻止我就更加要顶!
要是你看我不爽我没办法还要继续顶!
要是你觉得敢兴趣你也可以过来一起顶!
踩到地下水喷发造成洪灾损失惨重我也顶!
踩到益阳地震山崩地裂地下水泛滥我还要顶!
踩到火山喷发太平洋海啸我还要继续往死里顶!
踩到阎罗王说我制造噪音我刁根烟看看他继续顶!
踩到日天昏地暗惊天地泣鬼神我不管我还要继续顶!
踩到刚刚重建好的伊拉克房屋又倒塌了我不管还要顶!
踩到日本岛所有导弹由于震波影响而突然自爆我还要顶!
踩到正在坐飞机去日本流浪的水扁大哥坠机身亡我还要顶!
踩到在富士山上面的拉登同志被山上滑坡石头砸死我还要顶
桃子 